What do you do on roadtrips? My husband and I like to talk to keep the driver awake and alert. If the trip is really long we run out of things to say and resort to singing or telling jokes. It’s fun, keeps us going a little longer, and usually is what makes up our favorite moments during the trip. If you find yourself in the car for a trip that is running a little long, try telling our favorite jokes. Here is a list of our five favorites that make us laugh until our sides hurt.
Watching Highway Signs:
There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A State Trooper pulls it over. “What have I done wrong, officer?” the driver asks.
“You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that,” the officer says to the driver. “You must go at least 50mph.”
“But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!” the driver replies.
“HA HA HA!” The officer laughs out loud. “That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn’t the speed limit!”
The driver leans back in her car seat and the cop sees another woman sitting beside her. She looked as pale as a ghost.
“What happened to her?” the officer asks.
“I don’t know, but she has been that way ever since we got off of interstate 160.”
Parking Ticket:
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense.
“They shouldn’t put up such misleading notices,” said the man. “It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”
Wrong Way!
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!”
“Hell,” said Herman, “Its not just one car. Its hundreds of them!”
Water in the Carburetor:
WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Ill check it out.Wheres the car?”
WIFE: “In the pool.”
Engine Trouble:
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. “Oh. Maud,” said her friend, “you’ve lost your engine!”
“Never mind, dear,” said auntie. “Ive got a spare one in the trunk.”
Tell us your favorite joke in the comments below!
Have fun on your next trip!
Sources.
The Car Doctor, Funny Car Jokes.
Mighty Jokes, Car Jokes.
