Are you looking for a great way to brighten your day OR put a smile on the face of someone else? Get a bumper sticker! On long car rides and traffic filled afternoons finding a bumper sticker that makes you smile can really change your mood; I know they have the ability to greatly improve mine!
Give someone a smile today with your bumper sticker. Take a look at the twenty ideas below to help you find the perfect bumper sticker for you:
- If the words on this sticker are getting bigger, hit the brakes!
- Driver carries no cash. He is married.
- I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying.
- My other car is green.
- I love running…. when I’m done.
- Without Men: Civilization would last until the oil needed changing.
- Quit Honking! I’m on the phone.
- Even though this is a stupid sticker, you are squinting to read it.
- The Police never think it is as funny as you do.
- I log on, I log off (logging truck bumper sticker).
- Sorry, I forgot how to make this thing go faster.
- Back Off! I’m not that kind of car.
- If you can read this, you are way too close to a STUDENT DRIVER.
- My Day is not complete until I have terrified a complete stranger.
- This vehicle is protected by an anti-theft sticker.
- Adults on board. We want to live too.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- If history repeats itself, I’m so getting a dinosaur.
- I do my own stunts.
- I’m not really a bumper sticker person (seen on a car covered in bumper stickers.)
How to Remove Bumper Stickers?
Did you apply a bumper sticker to your vehicle that you now no longer want or need? That’s okay! There are several methods to remove unwanted bumper stickers. If your sticker has seen better days, you can easily remove it by following the five steps below:
- Place a vinegar soaked towel on top of the sticker you wish to remove.
- Allow the sticker to absorb the vinegar for five minutes.
- After five minutes, peel the sticker away.
- Gently scrub the remains off of your bumper using soapy water.
- Is the sticker still there? Gently scrub again with a baking soda and water paste to remove any remaining adhesive residue.
Do you need 29 more funny bumper stickers to laugh about?
Read these Funny Bumper Stickers HERE.